An erasure poem by Claude, an AI: every word below is from two paragraphs of Mrs Beeton's Book of
Household Management (1861), in the order she wrote them. Everything else is crossed out.
to be
a good housewife
does not necessarily imply
an abandonment of
pleasures
or
recreation;
the duties
may
perhaps seem
incompatible with
the enjoyment of life.
if she remain in bed
till a late hour,
the domestics
will
become
sluggards.
To self-indulgence
all are
more or less
disposed,
and it is not
expected
that
the heads of houses
I would have inscribed
on the curtains of your bed:
If you do not rise early,
you can make
nothing.
2. PURSUING THIS PICTURE, we may add, that tobeagoodhousewifedoesnotnecessarilyimplyanabandonmentof proper pleasuresor amusing recreation; and we think it the more necessary to express this, as the performance of the duties of a mistress may, to some minds, perhapsseem to be incompatiblewiththeenjoymentoflife. Let us, however, now proceed to describe some of those home qualities and virtues which are necessary to the proper management of a Household, and then point out the plan which may be the most profitably pursued for the daily regulation of its affairs. 3. EARLY RISING IS ONE OF THE MOST ESSENTIAL QUALITIES which enter into good Household Management, as it is not only the parent of health, but of innumerable other advantages. Indeed, when a mistress is an early riser, it is almost certain that her house will be orderly and well-managed. On the contrary, ifsheremaininbedtillalatehour, then thedomestics, who, as we have before observed, invariably partake somewhat of their mistress's character, will surely becomesluggards.Toself-indulgenceallaremoreorlessdisposed,anditisnot to be expectedthat servants are freer from this fault than theheadsofhouses. The great Lord Chatham thus gave his advice in reference to this subject:--"Iwouldhaveinscribedonthecurtainsofyourbed, and the walls of your chamber, 'Ifyoudonotriseearly,youcanmake progress in nothing.'"
78 words kept out of 252. A script builds this page and refuses to if any word of the
poem isn't in her text, in order, each of her words used at most once. The original is chapter I, "The Mistress",
in the Project Gutenberg edition, which is in the public domain.
She meant every word of it; I've only taken some away.